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                           1. You tell a family of 5 in a crowded mall to "hold their line."
                           2. Your spouse says "If you buy another bike I'm going to leave you" and
                           you think "I guess I'm going to miss him/her."
                           3. You have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses.
                           4. You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts.
                           5. Your cycling jersey IS your work shirt.
                           6. Your legs are smoother than your wife's.
                           7. The nicest pair of shoes you own have cleats in the soles.
                           8. You have defined the 8 stages of roadkill decomposition through daily
                           observation.
                           9. You are walking along a street and you signal left.
                           10.You go to your local store on a bike.
                           11.You sulk when in cars, on hot days.
                           12.You sulk when in cars, on cold, windy, snowy days.
                           13.You get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day.
                           14.When anybody mentions distance you immediately think of how long it
                           would take to cycle it.
                           15.You point at pot holes, but you are driving in your car alone.
                           16.While driving your car you yell at your passenger "Car back" as a
                           vehicle approaches from behind.
                           17.Your bike is worth more than your car.
                           18.You put more miles on your bike than your car.
                           19.Your hands have a strange tan that looks remarkably similar to the
                           pattern on your cycling gloves.
                           20.Weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good biking
                           weather, bad biking weather.
                           21.You put your bicycle in your car, and the value of the total package
                           increases by a factor of 4 (or better).
                           22.You find out you are going to have a child and the first thing you
                           think about is how you will schedule your rides to avoid divorce and
                           still be a parent.
                           23.You spend 2X the money on cycling wear that you do work clothes.
                           24.You can tell your wife with a straight face that it's too hot to mow
                           the lawn , then bike off for a century.
                           25.You dream of winning the lottery and the first thing you think of is
                           how many/which bikes can I buy?
                           26.You buy a car based on whether or not a bike will fit in the
                           trunk/back, with the rear seat folded down.
                           27.You open your car window and yell out "On your left" when passing
                           cars on the freeway.
                           28.You have not one, not two, but three permanent chain ring scars on
                           your right calf.
                           29.Your bike sleeps with you in the living or bedroom.
                           30.You wear a heart rate monitor during sex.
                           31.You check out all other guys/girls legs to see if they are better
                           than yours.
                           32.Your spouse can't take it anymore and takes up cycling.
                           33.You wonder why a $500 bike has 24 gear ratios, while a $20,000 car or
                           truck only has 4.
                           34.You crash and insist on getting to the bike shop to have your bike
                           checked out BEFORE going to the hospital.
                           35.You can't seem to get to work before 8:30am, but you don't have a
                           problem meeting your buddies at 5:30am for a ride.